Terms of Service
Some of the items here were inspired by real life events.
All readings are confidential.
All readings are for entertainment purposes only and the occasional spiritual enlightenment.
Readings are never a substitute for medical, legal, or other professional help.
No tarot reader, astrologer, witch, wolf, or unicorn makes 100% perfect predictions. I’m not god. That said, don’t ask what you don’t want to know.
Payment is always in advance, no matter the session type, even if I’ve worked with you for twenty years. My psychic vibes just don’t work as well without getting paid. Imagine that!
Readings must be redeemed within a year of purchase.
I do not give refunds.
I have the right to refuse to work with anyone for any reason.
Cancellation policy: If you cancel or don’t show up *the day of* our session, you will be charged for the session.
If you are late, I will wait twelve minutes and also try to reach you during that time by phone or text or telepathically or by carrier pigeon. This is New York after all. After twelve minutes, I go out for a walk and enjoy the sunshine and no reading for you, dear latecomer.
Emergencies happen. God willing, neither of us have one, but if you wind up in dire straits, just reach out, but I cannot guarantee a swift reschedule.
I do my best to let you know when we’ve reached 30 minutes or have 10 minutes left or 5 minutes because I think it’s important to transition from reading time to normal life.
When we have 2 minutes left, I cannot properly address a chronic health problem, choose a wedding date, tell you when you’re going to die, talk to your dead relative or other intense query. LEAD with the deep questions.
I believe in free will AND fate. Your fate may be that a handsome stranger knocks on your door, but it’s up to you to open it. Or not!